I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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