So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
you didnt know i had herpes?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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