Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
My vagina just clenched in fear
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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