Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Randomize
