i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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