So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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