We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Randomize
