last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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