But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Operation Purity has been aborted
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
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