That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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