This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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