I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
