Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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