I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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