i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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