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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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