Pants 0. Shit 1.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
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