Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
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