he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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