Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Your cock deserves a montage
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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