I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Randomize
