Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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