you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
