Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(253): View more from Washington

Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.

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(770): View more from Georgia

i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow

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(913): View more from Kansas

Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.

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(301): View more from Maryland

You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.

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