Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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