biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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