So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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