Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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