quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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