waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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