You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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