You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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