Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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