dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Bring me that man meat
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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