Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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