I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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