I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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