Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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