Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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