I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Drunk is not a location!
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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