Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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