You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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