Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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