Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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