ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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