I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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