brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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