that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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