Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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