Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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