When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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