I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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