So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
you had me at cake vodka
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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